PRIZES PRIZES PRIZES

Ladies and Germs,

I proudly announce a new system I would like to Suggest for IMMEDIATE implementation

The rider who proudly earns the title, may at his or her SOLE DISCRETION re award the said prize to the next deserving candidate. Prizes are either worn by the rider or attached to the bike during riding.

Categories up for grabs are:

The SANITARY PAD

A beautifully crafted piece, it comes in a color GUARANTEED to match any bike plastic worth it's salt "sic" - available in proudly pink or lekker lilac.

Awarded to anyone that bitches and moans.

The BROKEN SPANNER

An infinitely useful for bashing your own head with when your bike decides that today is NOT the day. Available with useless mechanic vouchers, redeemable at your nearest Rooster.

The SKIRT

Awarded to those that fall over for no apparent reason

Last but not least:

The COCK

Awarded to those trying to show off - and then falling over

Let me know who's game      

I am too afraid to play. Afraid that 3 of the 4 might get awarded to me at the same time. So far I have not done any showing off but I have the other 3 sewn up.

Ach hell why not! Hope you have a "heavy Flo" pad for Yogi....

My vote for sanitary pad goes to Top Shelf. Man I thought I could whine until I met him.

Ill Entrust the pad selections to you then Cindy! Please ensure Yogi comes correctly equiped

I think yogi us up for the broken spanner. Poor ktm is pissing oil all over the floor *sob* if you listen carefully you can hear yogi cry.

Whaaat? What happened?? Oil or Brake fluid?

Looks like oil to me. Big sopping wet puddle of it. Not sure what happened, came home on sat am and parked it in the garage, noticed the leak.